...Because Every Dork Is Secretly A Muse...

To be honest, every day is Blogging Without Makeup Day, because I don't roll out of bed fully made up. 
(Stay focused, people.) I made it to the Dark Muse panel on time. (voices of drums and people cheering)

It has dawned upon me that there are many hilarious things in the world around us, most of which may or may not be noticeable at first sight or may have slipped our minds from time to time, but all-in-all there is some downright droll stuff that must be brought to light. I offer you this very promise: Everything you are about to read here is guaranteed to provide personal amusement for a couple of gut-wrenching, laugh-out-loud hours – unless of course you are one of those speed-reading freaks who partakes in several classes a week to learn the technique of how to read 600-page books quicker than making a drive-thru cash deposit at the bank, in this case you might only find a dinky or two of comedic relief available at your helm.

“Delightfully tacky, wickedly spontaneous, and amusingly fulfilling” are just a few of the words I like to use to narrate the material presented here before you. I don't mind you calling me a Dork but you should better know evry dork is secretly a muse too.

Homeless people. Every time you pass one you wonder why or how they got that way, but you know asking them for the answer will only result in having to forfeit your spare change. In the end, you realize it’s simply just not worth the price of admission.

Amish people. Yeah, you’re doing so well without the use of electricity…

Goth. Is there really any need to explain?

People who buy useless items or products with extraordinary prices:Sometimes Being Stupid Is Not A Good Enough Excuse

 I received this message (word-for-word) in an e-mail one day: “whats marvelous get at me asap.” No joke, that is all it said. Now, as you may or may not have noticed, this sentence was very poorly structured. First and foremost, there are no punctuation marks, commas, etc. Secondly, what happened to capitalizing the first letter of the first word in a sentence? Lastly, the words chosen to fulfill this so-called “sentence” are ones which seem both dull and disputeful. What’s good? How about saying, “Hi, how are you today? ” Get at me ASAP? Couldn’t you have been more tasteful with your words and instead asked, “Please write me back when you can find the time to do so.” Are we this damn sluggish of a society that we feel we no longer have to follow the guidelines of proper English grammar. I am ashamed of whoever wrote this message, and if you (the message maker) had a characterize, name and address to go along with that e-mail, you would most certainly be hearing from my English professor. Good day to you, madam.

People that lack the knowledge of how to use a computer in the 21st century. Times are changing, and it’s not going to slow down and stop for all people still living with a mindset that the rotary-telephone is currently the hottest invention they’ve ever seen or heard of.

 I always found school bullies to be funny. How do kids learn to hate, threaten, and want to fight so remarkable at such a young stage in their life? Oh, what I meant to say was, “Can someone tell me how kids learn to hate, threaten, and to expose a strong desire in fighting — without using the words ‘Grand Theft Auto’ and/or ‘cable television’ in your response? “

McDonald’s is great. There is nothing quite like stuffing your mouth full of indigestible french fries, hamburgers, and breakfast sandwiches that scream “heart attack” with every satisfying bite. Delicious. I think I need another 10lbs of salt on my fries, please. Thank you very mighty-Oh come on save rooms for seconds!

Does anyone else besides me think horoscopes are a bunch of crap? They remind me of fortune cookies, where you read something that is so plain obvious and straight-forward that you’d have to be a fool to believe your future can really be this easily predicted. One fortune cookie message I noticed contained the following: You are artistic and can portray to you. Oh really?!

 I hate people who try to act like they are smarter than everyone else.  Look I notice things you don't-How dumb of me! I am a muse so that makes me 10 times better day dreamer than you! I keep on thinking and wondering, that's the Dorky's top secret! Mission Muse, Revenge accomplished!

Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed your visit.  

Written by your Mused Bubble Mate,

Ayesha Riaz.:-)